im walking on sunshine
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed
I’m allergic to dogs, jayke
Ever wonder what space sounds like? It’s terrifying.
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person